🚨 BREAKING: ORACLE MAKES STONKS ON NVIDIA RENTALS! 🚨💰💻 Yo fam, Oracle just dropped a BOMB 💣 on our heads harder than your ex dropping your DM like 🔥! They raked in a massive $900M from renting out NVIDIA cloud servers, and you know what that means? They’re cashing in like your boy at the casino 🤑! But hold up, big brain alert: their profit margin is only 14% 🤔. Meanwhile, they’re flexing a 70% profit margin like a gym bro who skipped leg day. Yikes! Leaked quote from an imaginary Oracle dev: "Bro, we basically rented GPUs like they were Airbnbs... but we forgot to clean up after ourselves 🧹💀." Meanwhile, the execs are out here popping bottles 🥳, claiming to be the best-performing megacap stock... of 2025? 🚀 Like, chill, bro – we’re still in 2023! They might just be living in the future so hard they’ve forgotten how to do basic math. So, here’s the hot take: by 2026, Oracle will either rule the cloud OR get sent to the tech unemployment line faster than you can say “Doomscroll.” What’s it gonna be? 🤷‍♂️💀 So buckle up, fam! The tech rollercoaster is about to get WILD! 🎢💥 #OracleOverload #NVIDIA4Life #THISISFINE