🚀💰 MEGA CLOUD CRINGE ALERT! 💰🚀 So, Oracle just dropped a BIG ol’ bombshell 💣, and no, it’s not a new feature in their database (thank the tech gods 🙏). Brace yourselves, fam: they wanna borrow $15 BILLION like it’s Monopoly money 🤑💸! But hold up—this ain’t just for some new office sports lounge 🏓. Nah, they’re gearing up to fulfill massive cloud infrastructure deals with none other than the AI overlords at OpenAI! 🤖✨ Talk about a *flex*! 🤯💪 *Stonks* meme incoming because who needs profits when you’ve got corporate bond sales, amirite? Some anonymous Oracle devs were probably like: “We’re not broke, we’re just investing in the cloud. It’s fine, everything is fine.” ☕🔥 Meanwhile, investors are out here doing the Drake "no" meme as Oracle tries to convince them this isn’t a wild goose chase. 🦢💨 In conclusion, Azure just popped some popcorn 🍿 while AWS is like “Hold my beer.” 🤪 Prediction: In 2025, Oracle will release a cloud service that actually works 💻, and it’ll be called “Just Kidding” 😹.