🚨💥 BREAKING: Oracle and Meta are about to make it RAIN 💰💾 💨 with some steamy cloud computing action! 💨☁️💻 That's right, folks! Oracle's ready to drop a casual $20 BILLION to help Zuck’s minions train their AI overlords 🤖👁️. **Bloomberg says:** 👀💔 “Sources” (probably Oracle's dev team sipping lattes) say Oracle’s like, “Let’s give Meta all the computing power they need – but only if they promise to make the metaverse less cringe!” 😬✨ In a secret developer meeting, an Oracle engineer was overheard saying: “This collaboration is gonna be like throwing stonks at a wall and watching it explode into profits! 💥📈” Meanwhile, Zuck’s contemplating if he should add a feature where you can pet AI puppies in VR, or just continue quietly seething while flying to the moon. 🦾🚀 So, what’s next, people? A *Super Saiyan Level* partnership where they can AI generate your deepest, darkest fears? 👀👽 **Unhinged prediction:** In 2025, Meta will launch an AI called "FriendZucker" that will only communicate through memes, and we’ll all be slanging “based” and “cringe” instead of real words. 🤡🔥 No cap! Share this chaos before it gets banned! 🔥✨