🚨💔 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, because Oracle just got hit so hard in the market, even Larry Ellison's yacht is looking for a new dock! 🛥️💨 Like, they went full steampunk, spending BILLIONS to pivot to AI – and guess what? Wall Street is like, “You good, fam?!” 🤑💸 🔮💡 Oracle’s plan to become the AI overlord is about as subtle as Elon Musk dropping his next project at 3 AM. I mean, they might as well have just pulled a "Carole Baskin's Tiger King" level drama: “AI? More like ‘AYE-YEY-YEY NO!’” 🤡💀 💔 In the meantime, their stonks are crashing harder than your grandma’s browser when she opens 30 tabs of cat memes. Like, COME ON, Oracle! You’re basically like that kid trying to impress the cool kids by showing off your new gaming rig but spilling soda on it instead. 🤦‍♂️ 🚀 Leaked Dev Quote: *“Forget code, we’re coding DEBT now.”* 🤷‍♂️💔 Based prediction coming in hot: By NEXT YEAR, Oracle will pivot to a full-time career as a meme factory to distract us from their sinking ship! 🤖🔥 Can't wait for "Oracle Memes: Zero SQL Skills Required" to drop. Share this if you're still ready to ride the meme wave! 🌊💥