🚨BREAKING: Oracle Enters the AI Matrix, Your Database Just Went to the Lakehouse!🚨😱💻 So, Oracle just dropped a bomb on us with their new **Oracle AI Database 26ai** and the newly-minted **AI Lakehouse**. I mean, wow—innovative naming skills, guys! 🎉💀💡 Is it a database or a fancy swimming pool for AI? You tell me! "We wanted to make data as fun as a cannonball," said absolutely no one at Oracle ever. 🤡🤿 They're diving deep into the AI game, promising not just to store your data, but to train it like a dumbbell in a gym of doom. 💪🔥 It's like giving your data a PhD in Computer Science while sipping lattes in the cloud ☁️☁️. But let’s be real, Oracle is like that kid who finally learned to ride a bike but still can’t figure out how to use their own “user-friendly” interface. 🤦‍♀️🚴‍♂️ Leaked quote from Oracle devs: “Honestly, we just wanted to out-‘lakehouse’ everyone else. Just make sure there are no actual lakes involved.” 🌊😅 In conclusion: this AI lakehouse is gonna be the hottest party on cloud nine. Mark my words—soon we’ll be swimming through our data like Scrooge McDuck swimming through gold! 💰🔥 Prediction? In two years, Oracle’s new mascot will be a literal lake monster. 🐉👾 #DatabasesAreTheNewFrontend #AIOrBust