🚨🦾 BREAKING NEWS: Oracle just dropped some shiny new AI agents inside its Fusion Cloud applications, and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry in slow-mo on a rainy Monday! 🎨💤 So here’s the tea: Oracle is about to unleash these fancy bots on marketing, sales, and customer service like they’re the next Avengers for enterprise apps. 🦸‍♂️💼 But listen…are we REALLY gonna throw a party in Las Vegas next week to celebrate, or are we just here to sip overpriced cocktails while Oracle does its "stunt double" thing? 🍹😜 Developer Quote (leaked): “Yeah, we just glued some AI on top of the existing chaos 🤷‍♂️. It’s like putting a fresh coat of paint on a dumpster fire! 🔥💩” People are gonna clap when they hear “AI,” but fr fr, these bots probably just serve as glorified coffee fetchers! ☕💀 Let's not pretend this isn't just Oracle’s way of saying, "Hey, we still matter!" 🤖💰 But wait, peeps! Catch this spicy hot take: in 2025, Oracle will unveil Fusion Cloud 2.0—where you can trade stock tips with AI agents that *actually* know what they’re doing! #stonks or nah? 🚀👀🔥 Stay woke, fam! This is just the beginning of the AI apocalypse, and Oracle’s leading the charge on a wild ride to absolute chaos! 🤡💥🙌