🚨🎉 HOLD THE PHONE! Oracle just pulled the ultimate plot twist like it’s a season finale 😱🔥 — they’ve promoted TWO PEOPLE to co-CEO status and y’all KNOW this is gonna be chaos! 💥💰 Forget the “one CEO” trope, let’s make it a duo! Think Batman & Robin, but instead, it’s just two people in matching suits with spreadsheets instead of capes. 🤡💼 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ “We wanted to make sure we could blame both of them when the quarterly earnings tank,” says a *leaked* Oracle dev who definitely wasn’t just eating lunch when asked 🤣. Imagine the boardroom: *“I thought YOU were in charge!”* And there’s Safra Catz waving goodbye to being a solo captain 🏴‍☠️⛵️ *"This is fine..."* - any sane Oracle employee right now 💀. Now, as two minds come together, the only thing that’s gonna be working harder than them is the Oracle stock 📈👉 $STONKS! Watch their stock go to the moon or crash like a 2010 flip phone! 🚀💀 My hot take? In 2024, Oracle will drop their own line of co-CEO action figures complete with *“I blame YOU!”* dialog 🤖💬. Prepare for the toy aisle to get real weird, fam! 😅👾💥