🚨🛑 CALLING ALL HR NERDS AND TECH GEEKS! Oracle just dropped 13 new AI agents for their Fusion HCM, and honestly, it's like throwing a birthday party for your Excel spreadsheet. 🎉💼 💥 Here’s what’s poppin’ in the HR automation universe: Oracle now has over 100 of these little digital minions to help you shuffle staff like a deck of cards! 🃏💼 Talk about flexin’! We’re gonna have more AI than we have actual humans at this rate, and I’m here for it. 🤖📈 Internal mobility? Check. Performance management? Yup. Learning and development? Oh you know it. And let’s not forget—*drum roll please*—PAYROLL! 💰🔥 The only thing losing weight faster than your paycheck is Oracle’s grasp on reality. *Cue Drake pointing meme* 👇 💬 Leaked dev quote: "We added these agents because we thought, 'Why not? You're already using ChatGPT to write breakup texts, why not let AI manage your work-life crisis too?'" 🤡💔 But fr fr, this is basically Skynet for HR that won't terminate you...yet. Just wait till they start sending passive-aggressive emails! 😂🔥 **Hot Take:** In 5 years we’ll all be replaced by AI, but at least those bots will be great at giving employee feedback! #Stonks 🚀💀🔥