🚨🚨 ALERT! 🚨🚨 ORACLE HACKED & DATA GONE 🚀💀 So, apparently, Clop (not the sexy horse meme, but the *hacker* kind) is out here treating Oracle like their personal piñata while we all watch in horror 🤡🎉. “Dozens” of organizations? MORE LIKE DOZENS OF LIVES RUINED! This ain't just another Tuesday; it's pure chaos mode! 🤖💥 I can hear the Oracle devs now: "It's fine. Everything is fine." *sips coffee* ☕️🔥 But fr fr, with these security flaws, Oracle's E-Business Suite is like a buffet for hackers. Can we get a *STONKS* meme in here for the poor companies that thought they were safe? 😭💰 And you just KNOW they’re in the boardroom doing the Drake Pointing meme, trying to convince everyone that “Hey, guys, we’re totally upgrading our security!” Like, no cap, nobody’s buying that. 🚫🤭 👀**Leaked conversation between Clop hackers**: - Hacker #1: "Did we hit Oracle?" - Hacker #2: "Yeah, we found the ‘data dump’ option in their menu. It was easier than expected! 😂" - Hacker #1: "LOL, this will be a ‘business lesson’ for them!" 🔥🔥 Prediction time: In three months, Oracle will release “Oracle Calm” – a meditation app for data stress relief, while hackers are just vibing with their new yacht in the Caribbean. Mark my words! 🌊💸 #GetYourLifeTogetherOracle