🔥 BREAKING: Oracle's got a deal hotter than a TikTok dance challenge! 😭💸 The GSA just spilled the tea that Uncle Sam is getting a whopping 75% OFF on Oracle’s license-based software! 🤯💻 That’s more discounts than I get at the Dollar Store, fam! 💰 Oracle's throwing discounts on its cloud services like confetti at a *real* party (not the cringe ones we all avoid). They're basically saying, "hey Gov, take our software for a fraction of the price and let’s call it a day!" 🤖✨ Federal employees be like: "I’ll take two!" #StonksUp 📈 Meanwhile, Oracle execs, likely sippin’ Gatorade and gloating, are like, “More cloud users = more data = more revenue, no cap.” This ain’t just a good deal, it’s a “substantial” discount, which is code for “we're desperate to keep up with AWS and Azure.” 🤡💥 Imagine Uncle Sam being like: "This is fine" as he plugs into Oracle's cloud post-Black Friday sales. 😩💔 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: By November, the entire government might just transition into a meme of itself trying to figure out how to use Oracle’s software. #ChaosComing 🚀🌌 Share with your pals before Oracle pulls this deal faster than you can say "cloud computing!" 🌥️🤑✨