💀💔🎉 Oracle is burning down the house, and the DJ is Cl0p, aka Graceful Spider! If you’ve ever thought, “What’s the worst that could happen with my E-Business Suite?” Well, congratulations! That answer is HERE! 🎤💥 So guess what? CrowdStrike just dropped the hottest mixtape detailing how hackers are literally wearing the skins of your poor, vulnerable Oracle systems like they’re Halloween costumes! 🎃🤖 The fatality? CVE-2025-61882! With a CVSS score of 9.8 (aka the “Yikes” rating), this bug is as dangerous as leaving the door wide open to your mom’s basement full of secrets! 🚪💰 Imaginary dev quote alert! 🚨 “We thought Graceful Spider was just a myth, like blockchain that WORKS. Turns out it’s real and kinda vibin’—but for the bad guys!” - Totally Not A Dev, CEO of Panic Incorporated. If you’re still using Oracle EBS, this is either cringe or you’re hiding a few stonks in your back pocket. 📉💎✨ Prediction time: by the end of Q4, someone is gonna have a Twitter meltdown saying "This is fine" while their data is being devoured by digital supervillains. Just wait for it! 🔥😅