🚨🚨🛍️ HOLD THE PHONE, OPRAH JUST SPILLED THE TEA ON HER 2025 FAVORITE THINGS 🍵💅! And guess who’s crashing the party like that one uncle at Thanksgiving? That’s right, *tech products*! 💻🤖 *In a leaked Zoom meeting, Oprah was heard saying:* “I love it all, but you know I’ve gotta judge a gadget by its social media clout. If it ain’t viral, it ain’t in my bag!” 🤡💀💰 Mashable’s @oprahapproved picks are on deck, and honestly, this is the tech version of Drake pointing at the *good vibes only* button. 👀🔥 Imagine opening your gift 💝 and it’s an overpriced smart toaster that connects to your phone—like, do I really need my bread to be *on the grid*? *This is fine* dog meme vibes for sure. 🌭🔥 **Key Picks:** - **Smart Coffee Maker** ☕: Yes, please, I love waking up to *artificial intelligence* brewing my existential crisis. - **Bluetooth LightBulb** 💡: Because who needs light when you've got pixels?! 🔥🌌 Prediction Time: In 2026, Oprah will bless us with a $5,000 VR headset that “makes you feel like you’re *actually* in her book club.” 📚😂 (Whispering ‘stonks’ like it’s a stock market dip on 🚀!) Get ready to throw your money at weird tech, fam, ‘cause Oprah’s turning into the *actual* tech influencer we didn't know we needed. No cap! 🤑🤠💥