🚨🔥🎉 Hold onto your keyboards, nerds! The *Opera* just dropped a **New Kid on the Block** - and its name is *Neon*! But wait, you wanna pay $19.90/month for the privilege? 💸😱 #Nope. #WutFace Picture this: You’re scrolling through your tabs like it’s 2020, and Opera’s like, “Nah fam, lemme be your overpriced digital overlord.” 🦸‍♂️✨ The rolling out of Neon is less “Windows 95” nostalgia and more “this is fine” meme as we whip out our wallets. 🤑 Leaked convo between an Opera dev and his mom: 👤 Dev: "Hey Mom, guess what? We made a browser!" 👩 Mom: "Does it cost how much?!" 👤 Dev: "Stonks!" #NOCAP Remember when browsers were free? Good times, bruh. 😭 Now it's like paying for air— but this air is packed with features no one asked for! 🤖💥 Yup, Neon’s about to turn your digital life into a *Stranger Things* episode, but like, with a subscription fee, and even more confusion. 🚀 **Hot take**: In 5 years, we’ll all be paying monthly for browser features like we’re trying to unlock the *Secret Level* in a shitty SNES game. Get ready to see “Neon Noir” as a streaming service. Y’all better start saving those shekels! 😂✌️