🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Openvibe is like if social media had a baby with an RSS feed and named it "LOOK AT ME I’M RELEVANT!" 🔥📱🤡 So, what’s cooking in the cauldron of tech chaos? Openvibe is flexing and combining ALL your favorite brainstorming apps like Bluesky (the Twitter knockoff no one asked for), Mastodon (for hipsters who hate capitalism), Threads (Meta's latest attempt to steal your soul), and — wait for it — NOSTR (only the bravest or most confused venture here). 🧙‍♂️🤖 But wait, there’s MORE! They’re now throwing in RSS support, which is basically like adding "really simple" to the endless traffic jam of social media feeds. Who even uses RSS anymore? 🤢💀 “Bro, imagine getting your news like it’s 2005,” a *totally* real Openvibe dev said while sipping on overpriced coffee, eyes glazed over like he saw the future: “It’s like a dating app for news – swipe right for the latest hot takes!” 😂💔 “This is fine” as we plunge into an unholy union of chaos and redundancy. Stonks? More like stanking! 🚀🚀 💥 Hot take: In 2024, everyone will be using Openvibe to argue about their RSS feeds in the metaverse while wearing VR headsets. Next stop, the dystopian version of ‘social media’ where news is just TikToks of cats! 🐱💰 Get ready, fam! #BasedOrCringe? 🔮✨