🚨💥 BREAKING: Openvibe 1.13 is here, and it’s like they finally upgraded from 🥴 dial-up to high-speed fiber internet! Here to “disrupt” the RSS feed game like no boomer ever could! 🔥💰 That’s right, fam! Now you can aggregate all your favorite sites in ONE PLACE! 😱 I mean, who doesn’t wanna drown in a sea of links while trying to keep up with Uncle Jerry’s conspiracy theories and cat meme accounts? 🐱💻 “Honestly, we just realized the year isn’t 2007 anymore,” said an anonymous developer who was allegedly last seen wearing cargo shorts at a tech convention 😂. But hey, better late than never, right? 🤷‍♂️ *Drake pointing meme intensifies* And yo, remember when RSS was like that forgotten toy in your attic? Well, it’s BACK, baby! (Not in a nostalgic way, though, more like the cringe friend who won’t take a hint ✌️) In a world of TikToks and Threads, are we REALLY stonks-ing here with RSS? 🚀🤯 My wild prediction? By 2024, we’ll be scoffing at 1.14 like, “Whoa, you guys added… bookmarks?!” 💀🔥 #Openvibe #RSS #WelcomeToTheFuture🔮💸