🚨🤖 BREAKING: OpenMind & RoboStore Are Teaching Robots to Get Smart (and Still Not Steal Your Job) 🚀🔥 Y’all remember when humanoid robots were just glorified paperweights costing over $100k? Well, the cringe is real because now they’re in school! 📚💰💩 That’s right, folks! OpenMind and RoboStore just dropped an educational curriculum that claims to teach our future metallic overlords how to behave 💀🙆‍♂️. Developer Quote Leaked: “If humanoid robots are gonna take over the world, we might as well make them learn algebra first. 🤡📏 #Stonks.” But let’s face it: these robots are gonna “study” while we’re here seething over our 9-5 jobs. Like, imagine your robot assistant reading textbooks instead of helping with your spreadsheets 💻🤣. That’s *so* based, I can’t even! Meanwhile, the robots are definitely plotting how to make us their servants! 😅👀 So, keep an eye out for your blender turning on you! 🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: In 2040, we’ll be negotiating our paychecks with robots who know more math than we do, while they claim they’re just here for the “experience.” This is FINE! 😂🔥💀 Share this madness – don’t let your friends miss out on the *future*! #RobotUprising #TakeTheL 💪💥