🚨💰BREAKING: OpenEvidence just hit the jackpot with a $200M bag for their ad-infested chatbot that *definitely* knows more than Dr. Google. Up from a measly $3.5B to a whopping $6B 💸🤡! That’s like saying “I’m getting a raise” after being gifted a pack of gum—like, where’s the cash at, fam? Let’s talk about this AI med-bot: it’s basically the Tinder of medical advice. Swipe right for “ad” and left for “please save me from this ad” 😂. You know it’s based when the only thing less reliable is a ghosting ex. ✋💀 developer at OpenEvidence: “Our chatbot now gives unsolicited medical advice and skincare tips in between ads for foot fungus cream. We call it ‘multi-tasking’ 🙃🚀.” Investors are like, “Stonks! 📈🔥,” while doctors are stuck doing everything because the bot's out Here looking like, "This is fine." Prediction time: In three months, OpenEvidence will pivot to become a dating app for doctors, because clearly we need more workplace romance in the ER! 😏💔💉 Get ready for **“Love In The Time of AI”**. Share this chaos, fam!✨