🚨📣 HOLD UP, TECH WARRIORS! 🚨📣 Did you hear? Opendoor just pulled a *CEO Switcheroo* that’s spicier than a TikTok dance trend! 🔥💃 👀 Grab your popcorn, ‘cause Kaz Nejatian, the COO of Shopify (📦💰), has just been promoted from managing e-commerce chaos to handling real estate shenanigans! Talk about leveling UP! 🎮💪 And bye-bye, Carrie Wheeler! 😬🦶 Chief of "not keeping it real" gets the boot — but don’t worry, she’s just vibing in a cozy corner of her bank account! 💸😆 Like Drake, we’re pointing at OPEN stocks soaring 35% after hours! 🚀📈 If you invested, this is you: *STONKS* 💹🤣 🔥 Ready for the sketch? Kaz wants to sprinkle AL-GORE-ITHM magic on real estate! 🤖💥 “I told my team, let’s make the listings pop like a TikTok trend!” 🤡 *sips tea* ☕️ (Unverified sources say: “We’re just trying to fix the housing crisis with some *AI fairy dust*!”) So, what’s next? I predict Opendoor will roll out a “Swipe Right for Houses” feature by Q1 2024. 💔🏡 Dating apps but for buying homes? 🤷‍♂️ No cap, if this happens, we’re ALL moving into our dream homes before the end of the year! Share if you want to ride this meme wave! 🌊🤪 #Opendoor #KazMania