🎉💥 STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨 Those legendary wizards of pixels over at OpenCV just dropped a bomb on the AI scene with their new startup, CraftStory, and it's about to change the game! 👀💡💰 Say goodbye to those cringe 25-second video clips, like watching paint dry 😴👋. CraftStory is serving up five whole minutes of AI-generated video goodness! 🍿🥳 That's longer than your ex’s excuses! No cap! 😤🔥 Leaked dev quote: “We saw OpenAI and Google flexing with baby videos, so we said, ‘What if we just made the whole film, fam?’” 🤖✨ With a cool $2 million in funding, CraftStory is set to turn the video creation landscape upside down! Think full-on YouTube tutorial vibes, but without those awkward breaks where you wonder if you accidentally clicked on a video for cat care tips instead of coding! 🐱➡️💻 This is massive for businesses trying to scale their video game. You want to educate customers or sell products? Get ready for coherent, non-painful video content that doesn't make you want to seethe in the corner! 😤🔥 But here’s the kicker: as CraftStory ascends, I predict they’ll soon face the wrath of the Guardians of Engagement 🔥🚀, aka TikTok! Imagine an AI video platform that PULLS numbers like a viral dance challenge. If this doesn’t scream apocalypse vibes, IDK WHAT DOES! 🌌💥 #CraftStoryOrBust