🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI is out here like that one friend who always needs a ride to the party, but this time they’re raising a whopping **$40 BILLION** for more than just snacks! 🤯✨ That’s right, fam! The AI overlords are knocking on everyone’s wallet 🚪💵, calling up angels (no, not the ones with wings, I mean the *investors* you absolute goofs) in a desperate attempt to fund whatever voodoo magic they’re cooking up in their secret lab. Rumor has it they’re trying to create a chatbot that DOESN'T argue about pineapple on pizza 🍕. 🗣️ *Leaked quote from a "developer":* “Honestly, if I wanted to see this much funding requests, I’d just scroll through Tinder for matches! 🤡💔” Meanwhile, investors are out here like: “This is fine… as I throw money into the flames of tech chaos!” 🐸☕ Drake’s got his meme game strong, pointing to OpenAI's capital like, “Take my money!” 💸 vs. "Are they gonna blow it on crypto or what?!" 🤔🔥 🔥🔥🔥 **HOT TAKE ALERT**: By 2025, OpenAI will drop a chatbot that can predict your next bad life decision. 🤖🚀 #StonksGoingToTheMoon✈️🌕 Like, share, and let's watch this wild ride unfold! Meme game strong! 💪🎉