🚨 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI’s new feature gives *your* ChatGPT the power to sign you into the metaverse of cringe 🤡💀! 🎉 You heard it here first folks; it's like “Sign in with Facebook,” but instead of scrolling through your aunt’s cat pics, you'll be charging startups to use your precious AI 😱💰. Imagine this: some guy named Todd from a startup comes up to you at a bar and says, "Yo, can I borrow your ChatGPT credits for my app?" 🥴 An absolute *stonks* move… if Todd had *any* idea how to code 🤦‍♂️. 🚀 CEO Sam Altman claims this will be your "personal AI subscription" (totally not a marketing ploy, amirite? 🤷‍♂️). The next logical step is for ChatGPT to start charging us for the privilege of also *paying* for our own AI's existence—what a time to be alive, fr fr! 💀 Leaked Dev Quote: “At this point, I half-expect my ChatGPT to pick up my groceries and *invoice me* for the trip. #ThisIsFine” So here’s my crazy prediction: In 2024, we’ll all be paying rent to our friendly neighborhood ChatGPT—a landlord that gives you deep philosophical advice while charging you a monthly fee. 👀🔥 Don't just cope, seethe and meme this madness! Share it like your grandma shares Facebook chain letters! 💪👑