🚨💸 OPENAI PARENT GOES STONKS! 💸🚨 Gather ‘round, my fellow memers! OpenAI just dropped a nuclear bomb on our whole “what even is money?” perspective! 💣💰 They’re getting ready to snag a mind-blowing $100 BILLION stake in their for-profit arm! That’s right, folks! Forget about side hustles; OpenAI is out here trying to make the entire industry *inflation-proof* 🤑✨ And you thought your last Amazon package delay was bad? 😂💀 Meanwhile, Microsoft is just chilling in the corner like Drake pointing — “No cap, I'm all in!” 📈👀 They’ve already thrown $13 billion at OpenAI like it’s a college kegger and out of control expenses don’t even exist! 🔥🔥 “We didn't know we were playing Monopoly, but here we are, baby!” a “developer” (aka my friend Chad after 3 Red Bulls) said in a totally *leaked* chat. “Next step? Literally printing money! 🚀” So, what's next? OpenAI will probably declare a **new AI Jedi Order** 💫 and start charging us in crypto for emotional support. I mean, coming soon: your therapy bill payable in *ChatGPT tokens*! 🤖💸 🔥🔥 *HOT TAKE*: By 2025, they’ll be the first company to actually buy a real soul. 🔮#investinAI #soonCome