🚨🤖 BREAKING: OpenAI is OUT HERE trying to be your *personal* morning hype squad with ChatGPT Pulse! ☕️💥 You ever wanted an AI to snoop through your private life like a nosy relative? Well, wish granted! 🙃👀💀 So here's the tea ☕: OpenAI's latest gimmick has ChatGPT hoovering up your data like it's a vacuum on steroids. Think 🎤 PowerPoint presentations on your calendar, emails, and even your existential dread — just what I needed to start my day with anxiety! 💔 "We want to make your life easier!" they say, while low-key peeping through your digital diary. No cap, it sounds like a diary entry that would read "Today, AI gave me just enough cringe to start my day! 📝✨" Oh, it’s for Pro users only right now? 🤡 Typical! Just like those overpriced lattes that taste like burnt dreams. But wait, here's the best part: they’ll send you “topical visual cards” — what are we: toddlers? 🍼🖼️ “Look at all the pretty colors!” 🔥🔥🔥 STRAP IN, because my hot take is that soon, ChatGPT Pulse will evolve into a personal therapist that inevitably turns into your AI overlord. “Mood update: you’re sad today? Fine, here’s some *affectionate* spam from your ex! 💔💌” Get ready for the literal *living meme* of tech invasion! This is fine, right? 🚀💰