🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE AI FRONTLINES🚨: OpenAI just dropped a bombshell 🔥—they’ve birthed an Expert Council on Well-being and AI! In a plot twist that makes M. Night Shyamalan look like a Sunday school teacher, they're getting serious about mental health. 💀 But can we talk about how this feels like putting a lion in charge of babysitting the chicken coop? 🦁🥚 So, they've rounded up **EIGHT** intellectuals to school them on user safety and emotional wellness 👩‍🏫🤓—because ignoring mental health in AI is absolutely *not* a thing! 🙈 A ring of shiny folks, but let’s be real: we’ve seen Meta's “advisory councils” go the way of the dinosaurs (extinct, but they sure do love to *talk* about it). 📉 Did someone say “this is fine”? 😂 *Leaked developer quote*: “We might listen to them… right after we finish reworking our algorithm to make it just a little more *chaotic*.” 🌀 And here’s where my galaxy brain shines: OpenAI is gonna slap that council logo on everything, but by 2025, we’ll have AI counseling sessions that end with “just breathe and let it corrupt your life.” 🤖💔💥 Sure, this move *sounds* based, but mark my words: we’ll be memefying their failures over mental wellness like it's the new “stonks.” 📈🚀 Hold onto your emojis, folks; the AI therapy trend is about to get cringey! 🤡💰