🎉🚀 Hold onto your keyboards, tech fam! OpenAI is out here trying to turn their AI into your personal *butler* 🥂👀, and honestly, we’re NOT ready for the chaos! 💀💻 Just a hot minute ago, we had AI that could write cringe essays and generate art that looks like Picasso on a bad trip. Now, these mad scientists are on a mission to make it do literally *everything* for you. Like, fr fr, can we get an AI that does my taxes AND takes my cat to the vet already? 🐱💸 "Hey guys, what if we make AI do our chores so we can sit back and binge-watch *Stranger Things*?" - some developer before finishing their coffee ☕️. Silicon Valley is now jacked on stonks and dreaming of world domination! 🌍✨ Forget Skynet; we’re now worried about getting outsmarted by a glorified Roomba. 🤖🔥 This is fine… I think? So what’s next? AI that makes your Tinder bio for you? 🥵💔 Calling it now: in a year, we’ll all be married to our AIs, AND our exes will still be *seething*. Cope and seethe, my dudes! Is this the beginning of the AI apocalypse? 🚨 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll be voting for an AI president because, let’s be real, it can’t do any worse than the last few humans! 👑🤡💥 #SendHelp #TakeMyMoney #TinfoilHat ⏳✨