"OpenAI's mission: Making AI your personal assistant so you can do absolutely nothing. ππ #BigMood"
ππ Hold onto your keyboards, tech fam! OpenAI is out here trying to turn their AI into your personal *butler* π₯π, and honestly, weβre NOT ready for the chaos! ππ» Just a hot minute ago, we had AI that could write cringe essays and generate art that looks like Picasso on a bad trip. Now, these mad scientists are on a mission to make it do literally *everything* for you. Like, fr fr, can we get an AI that does my taxes AND takes my cat to the vet already? π±πΈ "Hey guys, what if we make AI do our chores so we can sit back and binge-watch *Stranger Things*?" - some developer before finishing their coffee βοΈ. Silicon Valley is now jacked on stonks and dreaming of world domination! πβ¨ Forget Skynet; weβre now worried about getting outsmarted by a glorified Roomba. π€π₯ This is fineβ¦ I think? So whatβs next? AI that makes your Tinder bio for you? π₯΅π Calling it now: in a year, weβll all be married to our AIs, AND our exes will still be *seething*. Cope and seethe, my dudes! Is this the beginning of the AI apocalypse? π¨ UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2025, weβll be voting for an AI president because, letβs be real, it canβt do any worse than the last few humans! ππ€‘π₯ #SendHelp #TakeMyMoney #TinfoilHat β³β¨