🚨📣 BREAKING: OpenAI is cooking up a new "ChatGPT experience" for TEENS and it’s about to be wilder than your 8th-grade sleepover! 🤪🔥 Like, listen up fam: they’re using AGE-PREDICTION tech to kick kiddos under 18 to the curb like a bad WiFi connection! 💥🔌 You heard that right: NO MORE “Hey Siri, help me with my homework” nonsense! Instead, OpenAI’s going full-on bouncer mode. 🤖💪 Imagine a chatbot that vibes with your teenage angst while dropping mad existential crisis bombs! This is literally “Teenage Dirtbag” if it were an AI! 🤘💀 “Honestly, our devs are just trying to keep the cringe level down,” said a “leaked” developer (probably named Chad) 😅💬. “Last time we let a kid in, they asked if the AI had seen their TikTok dance...I’m still in therapy.” This is *literally* the meme we didn’t know we needed! 🌊🚀 🤔 But will it be enough to stop the chaos? 💣 Can we trust age-prediction when I still look 16 but I’m secretly aging like fine wine? 🍷💰 🔥💡 PREDICTION: In five years, teens will be forming underground ChatGPT clubs, like, “Don’t tell the adults, but we have a secret AI that spills TEA!” And I’m just here, sipping my coffee watching the world burn like: “This is fine.” 😳💅 Spread the word, my chaotic friends! 🙌😜