🚨💥BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: OpenAI's ChatGPT just dropped the hottest privacy mixtape since Drake released “Certified Lover Boy” 🔥💔. That's right, fam! 🎉 After playing *hide and seek* with your chats like a shy kid in the playground, they’re finally laying down the law – no more saving deleted convos for the majority of users. ✌️😅 This all went down because The New York Times and their squad said, "Yo, you can't be peeping our secrets while we dodge paywalls! 😤📰" So now, OpenAI's logs are getting the *permanent side-eye*, but only from the ones trying to *no cap* cheat the system. 🕵️‍♂️💸 🤖💬 An imaginary OpenAI developer was overheard saying, "Man, I just wanted to eat my ramen in peace, but now I gotta worry about deleted chats? This is *so cringe*." Meanwhile, the rest of us are just here vibing, hoping our private convos aren’t on a *permanent* record! 😵💥 Here's the hot take: In 2024, OpenAI will release "ChatGPT: The Confessions," where it spills ALL the tea on your deleted chats 💔☕. Get ready for the *ultimate* reality show! 👀🚀 Stonks? More like *chat-stonks!* 📈💰.