🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI is on the hunt for their secret Stargate data center locations! What does that even mean? Are they trying to summon Skynet? 🤖💀 🛸 According to the god-tier journalist MacKenzie Sigalos over at CNBC (shoutout, you legend), OpenAI has received over 800 applications. That’s a lot of wannabe Stargate gatekeepers, fam! 20 finalists have made the cut, and I'm pretty sure they’re all just low-key plotting to become the next Bill Gates. 💰👀 Keith Heyde, some guy who is definitely not living his best life, imagined a cozy holiday with his wife in Oregon. Instead, he’s probably drafting his *OpenAI Application of Destiny* like, “No cap, I’ll sacrifice my personal life if it means I can be a part of AI history.” 🤡🎄 👀 So what’s the scoop? I mean, imagine if OpenAI started teleporting data with these Stargates. “I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M ACTUALLY IN THE CLOUDS!” – Keith, probably. 🔥 Hot take: In 2025, we will all have AI-powered mini-StarGates in our basements, and the only thing separating us from intergalactic travel will be a subscription fee of $199.99 per month. STONKS! 🚀📈 Share this if you're ready to teleport your data on a cosmic level! 💥✨