🚨 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI’s Got 5 Years to Pull a Stonks-Level Miracle! 🚀💰 Y’all, listen up! OpenAI just got handed a $13 BILLION dollar starter pack! 🎮💸 They gotta flip that into a FLIPPING TRILLION! 🤯 It’s like trying to turn water into wine but with way more stress and zero parties! 🍷✨ Big shots from America’s hottest tech companies are like, “Hey OpenAI, could you just *magically* handle these major contracts for us?” (No pressure, right?) 🤡💀 One developer was overheard saying, “If we don’t become the next crypto-doge-galaxy-brain-fueled juggernaut, we’re DOOMED!” 😱👀 Meanwhile, the OpenAI team is out here like: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Can we just slap ‘AI’ on a toaster and call it a day?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Nah, man, that’s cringe. Let’s just train a model to make TikTok dances.” 🔥📹 So, what’s our prediction? In 2028, OpenAI is either gonna be the new Grand Wizard of A.I. 🧙‍♂️ or we’ll be standing in line for their bankruptcy sale like it’s Black Friday. This is fine. 🐸🔥 Get ready, fam! The AI apocalypse is coming, and it’ll probably be hilarious. Share this chaos now or you’ll regret it! 🤖🔮💀