🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: OpenAI Spills the Tea ☕💀 Yo, fam, buckle up because the Microsoft - OpenAI saga is about to hit DEEP SPACE! 🚀💫 Word on the (virtual) street is that OpenAI is set to drop an open language model that’s got more weight than your fridge after a weekend binge 🍕💀. You heard it here first! 🤡💰 Sources are whispering that Sam Altman & Co. are tired of keeping their weights behind a paywall. I mean, fr fr, it’s like serving up a delicious pizza but only letting the top chefs take a slice! 🍕👀 One insider (probably still living in their mom's basement) said: "We’re tired of sharing our toys with Microsoft. It’s our sandbox now!" 😤💪 Thanks, Todd, we get it. Meanwhile, Microsoft is out here playing “What’s My Line?” trying to renegotiate terms like a bad Tinder date swiping left on everything. 🥴🤷‍♂️ So picture this: OpenAI is about to take the AI game from closed-weight to open-weight, making it harder for Microsoft to keep those profits high. *STONKS* 📈🔮 But like, brace yourselves, because what if this opens the floodgates for every basement-dwelling coder to cook up their version of a bard? Final prediction: In 2024, AI will be tweeting your breakup texts with more feelings than your high school diary. 🥴🚀💔 #AI4Life #MemeTheFuture