🚨 AI CODEX MAX IS HERE AND IT’S FASTER THAN YOUR MOM ON A COUPON DAY 🚨💨💰 Hold on to your keyboards, fam! OpenAI just dropped a bombshell on our coding nightmares that’ll have you coding like it’s 2099! 💾✨ Say hello to Codex Max (not to be confused with your ex's Max-imum cringe) – it’s here to SLAY those coding errors faster than you can say “stupid syntax” 10 times! 🤡💻 In a week packed with AI drama worthy of a soap opera – think Microsoft and Google throwing virtual chairs at each other – OpenAI swoops in like the hero we didn’t know we needed. 🦸‍♂️ They’re calling it GPT-5.1-Codex-Max, and it’s dropping TOMORROW for everyone from ChatGPT Plus to Enterprise users (what even is an Enterprise? Sounds sus). 🚀✨ 👀 Leaked Quote: "It’s like I replaced my coffee with pure caffeine crystals. Codex Max gets me through bugs faster than debugging on a hangover!" – One caffeinated developer at OpenAI 💀🐛 So get ready to level up your coding game, because if you're still using the old version, I don't even know what to tell you. That's cringe, bro. 😂 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Codex will be writing 100% of the code. For YOU. While you’re busy holding your 3rd cup of coffee just trying to figure out where you saved that “important” file. 🤯🤖💥