🚨BREAKING: OPENAI HEARS YOUR CRIES ABOUT EM DASHES! 💬🔥 Listen up, fam! If you thought the most riveting news of 2025 was gonna be flying cars or a metaverse vacation, think again! 🎉💻 Our boy Sam Altman just dropped a bomb on X saying that ChatGPT is now a certified *listener* 👂💯. You can tell it NOT to use em dashes and, wait for it... IT ACTUALLY LISTENS! 🤯✨ Like “bro, I told you not to” kinda vibes. This is HUGE for all the grammar freaks and the punctuation warriors out there 💪 (we see you, Karen from the book club). No more excessive em dashes like they just won the lottery! 🎰💸 **Leaked Dev Quote**: “We finally decided em dashes were the weird uncle at the family reunion that nobody invited.” 😂💀 But hold up! 🚨 People have been SKETCH on anything with more em dashes than a TikTok sound bite. Yup, they think it’s AI-generated! 🤖🤔 Like “If you see em dashes, run for the hills!” 🏃‍♂️💨 In conclusion: Can we trust our AI overlords? Can they become the punctuation police? My prediction? By MARCH 2026, we’ll be using ChatGPT to LOSE em dashes and GAIN world domination. 📈🚀🔥 #EmDashRevolution #TrueAIListening #GrammarPolice 🕵️‍♂️✨