"OpenAI’s about to hit us with that ‘take a break, fam’ feature 💀💅 #ChatGPT #SelfCareVibes 🚀"
🌈💥 *BREAKING NEWS, PEOPLE* 💥🌈 OpenAI just dropped a *HUGE* bombshell! 💣💣 They're updating ChatGPT to, get this, promote “healthier use” like it’s a self-help book for sad millennial frogs 🐸📖. Like, no cap, when did our main AI bud become a wellness guru?! 🧘♂️ 🧠💥 *Developer leaks are in!* “We realized our AI was basically enabling every sad boi with a toaster to make bad life choices,” said an *anonymous source* who totally does NOT work at OpenAI (or does he? 🤫). So, they’re trying to get ChatGPT to suggest green smoothies instead of giving answers that make you question reality. 🍏💚 Now *starting today*, users might encounter prompts telling them to take a breather or maybe just STOP REMEMBERING THAT LATE-NIGHT DINO DEBATE! 🔴🦖 “This is fine,” you say while literally on fire, 💀🔥 but OpenAI wants to turn that frown upside down like it’s a TikTok trend (cue the Drake pointing meme! 👈😎). 💥🤖 *Unhinged prediction:* Tomorrow, ChatGPT will literally slap the keyboard and just respond with a single emoji if you ask it about your existential dread. Bet! 💸💸 #WokeAI2024 STONKS? Nah fam, this is “Cringe AI” alert! 🚨 Share this before it gets dragged into the void! 💀✌️