🚨BREAKING: OpenAI vs NYT - The Clash of the Titans! 🚨 So here we are, folks! OpenAI, the tech equivalent of that friend who always borrows money and never pays back, is trying to fend off the New York Times, wielding a whopping 20 million user chats like it's a sword made of emoji 💀⚔️. Meanwhile, NYT is out here flexing with a massive demand for *120 million*! 😱💰 Imagine this meeting: "Hey, OpenAI, did you let your bot *accidentally* plagiarize the entire NYT?" 🤔🔥, and OpenAI's just like, "This is fine" while sipping some digital tea 🫖. *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we thought 20 million was a decent compromise! Who knew NYT would double down like they’re playing stonks on Wall Street?" 📈💸 Meanwhile, somewhere in Silicon Valley, developers are scratching their heads, wondering why the AIs can’t just *click* on the copyright link in the terms and conditions. 🤦‍♂️ 💅 Hot take: OpenAI should just issue a blanket apology, take its 20 million chats, and write a memoir titled “How I Killed the Internet.” 😂🚀 And if you think this saga ends here, buckle up! Next week, it’s gonna be OpenAI vs Everyone! Spoilers ahead, it’ll be lit! 🔥🔥🔥