💰🤖 *BREAKING: OpenAI'S BIG BUCKS BETTER BE BUDGETING BETTER* 💰🤖 Okay fam, hold your stonks and grab your calculators 🧮 because OpenAI is about to kick Microsoft in the shin (20% to 8% revenue share by 2030, fight me 💪). That’s like saying “Hey, Microsoft, we’re taking back our lunch money!” 🤡💸 According to intel from *The Information* (definitely not a gossip site), OpenAI is projecting it could keep over ***$50 BILLION*** in *BIG BRAIN* cash because why share chips when you can just keep the whole dip? 🚀😱 You gotta love a company that operates like a kid at a birthday party when cake is involved, no cap. *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, reducing the revenue share is just a math problem. But, like... also, I really like cake. 🍰 And keeping cake is even better!" Meanwhile, Microsoft is out here living life like "This is fine" while being roasted by the *AI* overlords. 🔥 So, what’s the hot take? By 2030, OpenAI might just start moonlighting as a new financial institute, dropping a *"Welcome to OpenBank, where we LOAN YOU YOUR OWN MONEY!"* 💵💀 Mark my words: OpenAI is gonna buy Microsoft just to fire its own CEO. 🤪💻🔥 #MemeEconomics #HereForTheChaos