🚨🔔 *BREAKING: OpenAI Drops the *Ultimate* Tea on Big Tech! 🍵💥* 🚨🔔 So, picture this: OpenAI is sitting at an EU meeting like 👀👀, and they're throwing shade harder than my Wi-Fi during a Zoom call. They’re all like “Yo, Google, Microsoft, and Apple, your monopoly game is a little TOO strong—chill with that anti-competitive conduct, fam!” 🤡💀 In other words, they’re telling these tech giants to pipe down before they end up with a permanent seat on the *Trash Council of Cringe*! 😤💩 *Leaked developer quote:* “We’re just trying to enlighten the world, but these 'entrenched companies' act like they’re guarding the galaxy's last bag of Doritos. Like, let the snackies flow, dudes.” 🤖✨ So, while OpenAI channels its inner superhero 🦸‍♂️ to fight the Big Tech bullies, the rest of us are here like: *Drake pointing* at the "This is fine" dog meme watching the drama unfold. 📉🔥 *Unhinged prediction: in 2024, AI will negotiate peace treaties between Google and Microsoft using TikTok dances.** Vote now: who gets the TikTok truce? 🤖✌️💰 *#Stonks🚀 #BasedNotCringe #OpenAI4Life*