🚨🤖 BREAKING: OpenAI & Uncle Sam Are Now Roommates! 🇺🇸🔥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 💻🤪 In a plot twist nobody asked for, OpenAI has decided it's time to swipe right on the US government. Yep, you heard it right! The feds are getting all up in OpenAI’s sweet, sweet AI models for just ONE DOLLAR. That’s literally less than a McDonald's dollar menu item. 😱💸 "Honestly, I just thought the GSA wanted a tour of our office and maybe a few memes," said some anonymous OpenAI dev amid a sea of existential dread about government bureaucracy. 💀 But here we are, the government finally catching up to us normies, and all they had to do was flash a $1 bill like they were throwing change at a street performer. 🤡💰 Stonks are definitely rising for OpenAI, but this feels like a scene from “This is fine,” as they cuddle up to federal folks who may or may not know how to properly use TikTok. 😬🔥 But wait, my crystal ball 🔮 tells me this will lead to a new line of government-approved GPT snacks. Imagine AI-generated motivational speeches for Congress! “Let’s make America great again – by using AI for ALL THE THINGS!” Buckle up, nerds, the *real* chaos is just getting started! 🚀💥