
๐ค๐ฅ OpenAI teams up with the US Gov? This collab is giving major 'boss level unlocked' vibes! ๐๐ฅ
๐จ๐ค BREAKING: OpenAI & Uncle Sam Are Now Roommates! ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ Hold onto your keyboards, fam! ๐ป๐คช In a plot twist nobody asked for, OpenAI has decided it's time to swipe right on the US government. Yep, you heard it right! The feds are getting all up in OpenAIโs sweet, sweet AI models for just ONE DOLLAR. Thatโs literally less than a McDonald's dollar menu item. ๐ฑ๐ธ "Honestly, I just thought the GSA wanted a tour of our office and maybe a few memes," said some anonymous OpenAI dev amid a sea of existential dread about government bureaucracy. ๐ But here we are, the government finally catching up to us normies, and all they had to do was flash a $1 bill like they were throwing change at a street performer. ๐คก๐ฐ Stonks are definitely rising for OpenAI, but this feels like a scene from โThis is fine,โ as they cuddle up to federal folks who may or may not know how to properly use TikTok. ๐ฌ๐ฅ But wait, my crystal ball ๐ฎ tells me this will lead to a new line of government-approved GPT snacks. Imagine AI-generated motivational speeches for Congress! โLetโs make America great again โ by using AI for ALL THE THINGS!โ Buckle up, nerds, the *real* chaos is just getting started! ๐๐ฅ