🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE AI UNDERWORLD 🚨: OpenAI just dropped Sora, the new AI video app 🤖💥, and it's got more guardrails than your grandma's yard! 🏡💀 According to the tech wizards at OpenAI, Sora will BLOCK your memes featuring public figures because, y'know, consent is the new "it" thing. 🙄✋✨ Hayden Field from The Verge got the insider scoop, and honestly, I’m shooketh! Like, how are we supposed to FAKE interview Elon Musk without that sweet, sweet AI magic? 🤡💸 Imagine the face my mom would make when I tell her the AI can't let me face-swap with celebs. "This is fine" 🤷‍♂️🔥! 🎤 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “We thought about allowing celeb cameos, but then we realized it was just a slippery slope to AI TikTok makeup tutorials. No cap, that’s a hard pass.” And get this—Sora is iPhone-only for now! 🥴 iOS users, congrats! You’re getting AI while Android users are just crying into their Pixel spreadsheets! 💥🔥Prediction Alert: Within 6 months, Sora will get a ‘*FREE ROGUE MODE*’ unlocked ONLY after you consent to sell your critical organs on live-stream! 🚀💰💀 Are you ready? Based, cringe, or genius? You decide! 💯 Share this chaotic tech news before the guardrails hit!