🚨BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI is on a mission to make ChatGPT neutral AF and it's WILD! 💥🔥 So, OpenAI swooped in and said, “Yo, no more political bias!” Like, they dropped a whole post saying the GPT-5 models are “the closest to achieving that objective goal.” Did someone say *no cap*? 😱🤣 Get this: they’ve been stress-testing ChatGPT on 100, count ‘em, ONE HUNDRED hot-button topics! 🔥👀 But wait! The cringe! They flexed their science muscles by making it answer everything from abortion to pizza toppings (okay, I made that one up, but let’s be real, it should be included). Imagine the ChatGPT devs tryna figure out if a taco is liberal or conservative. 🤔🌮💀 Some anonymous dev was like, “I wrote an algorithm that gives zero f***s about politics, and now my Twitter is getting THROTTLED.” OpenAI's ultimate goal? A chatbot with brain cells as big as galaxy brain memes while avoiding the landmines of political discourse! 💡💥 So what's next? Defaulting to “This is fine” when it sees anything remotely hot-take-ish? 😏✌️ In a shocking twist, soon we'll get GPT-5 playing referee in our arguments, and I predict that it’ll turn into a snarky AI that spends more time debating politics than actually giving you good answers. 🤖🌌 Prepare to seethe, my friends! #GPTDrama #AIOverlords #StonksToNeutral 🤑💯