🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🚨 OpenAI just linked arms with SAP to sauce up Germany’s public sector with AI magic! 🎩✨ Call it "OpenAI for Deutschland," and they’re rolling it out on SAP’s fancy Delos Cloud. Why? Because who doesn’t want their governmental decisions made by a glorified calculator? 🙃💻 #Stonks In a world where public departments are still fighting over fax machines, this is basically your cringe uncle trying to flex with a new iPad. 👴📱 "We've finally upgraded from 2003 tech!" #Cope #Seethe **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just want to automate the bureaucrats so they can finally finish that paperwork from 1999!” 😂💀 But seriously, Germany’s about to get an AI assistant that’s basically a glorified Siri that can say “Nein!” in five languages. 📜🇩🇪 Remember when we all thought AI would take over our jobs? Looks like it’s just here to make government forms *slightly* less painful. 🤖🔥 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll all be governed by an AI that sends you a reminder to pay taxes like “Dude, you haven’t done your adulting today.” Welcome to the future, folks! 🚀💰