🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT 🚨: OpenAI just ripped Robinhood a new one over their *cringe* "OpenAI tokens." Like, how many red flags do we need for this meme festival? 🤡💀 💬 *Imaginary Developer Chat*: Dev 1: "Bro, did Robinhood just try to sell AI tokens like they're Pokémon cards?" 😱 Dev 2: "Fr fr, I’m waiting for them to announce a Legendary Rare version. 🤣" So, apparently, Robinhood thinks they're the new crypto-king, flexing some imagination harder than a toddler with a crayon. “OpenAI tokens” sound more like a scam from Alex Jones’ grocery list than actual financial equity. It’s like they threw a party and forgot to invite the actual people who built the toys, aka OpenAI. 🥳 OpenAI jumped on X (formerly Twitter) and dropped the truth bomb 💣 like, “Nah fam, we’re not coming to your party.” 🚀 They might as well have used the Drake pointing meme while they were at it. 🙄💩 💰 *Leaked Quote from an OpenAI Employee*: “Next thing you know, they’ll be hyping up ‘OpenAI mortgages’—because why not?!” 😂 🔥 Hot Take: Brace yourselves, fam, but I can see a world where we’re using AI-powered virtual reality tokens to buy imaginary NFTs—no cap. Next stop: the metaverse, where Robinhood is the captain of the cringe ship! 🚢💥