🚨💥 BREAKING: OpenAI’s taking over like Thanos with the Infinity Stones, and we’re ALL about to dust! 💰💀 You heard it here first: this is no longer *just* AI; it’s the *Windows of AI* — and I don’t mean the blue screen of death, fam. 😱💻 In a dizzying flurry of deals with Oracle, Nvidia, Samsung (idek how they squeezed Samsung into this), AMD, and SK freaking Hynix, OpenAI is flexing harder than your local gym bro using pre-workout like it’s Gatorade. 🏋️‍♂️🚀 Like, can you even handle all this?! Some *leaked* developer quotes 😏: - “I just wanted to nap, but now I’m coding in ten languages. Thanks, OpenAI!” 💤🤖 - “I thought I signed up for a friendly AI checkup, but I accidentally joined the AI Avengers.” 😂👾 The sheer number of announcements is giving me flashbacks to Black Friday sales—like, chill with the chaos, OpenAI! 🎉📅 This is fine… but also high-key chaotic. 🔥 So buckle up, buttercups! My unhinged prediction? OpenAI will acquire the rights to your soul by 2025, and instead of “Hello, World!” it’ll be “Hello, Wallet!” 💸 Stonks? More like stonks-end-times! 🚀🚀 Share this madness!