🎉🚨 **BREAKING: AI Shopping Assistant Showdown! 🛒🤖** Buckle up, fam! OpenAI and Perplexity just dropped their AI shopping assistants like they’re the next iPhone, while competing startups are like, “meh, no cap.” 💀💰 Because who needs hyper-personalized shopping when we can just rely on those soulless general-purpose models? 🤡💩 💬 *Leaked developer quote*: “We’d send out personalized recommendations if we didn’t have to sift through 5000 cat memes first.” 😾📉 Startup founders are straight-up vibing, thinking those one-size-fits-all AIs ain’t it. “General-purpose models are like wearing socks with sandals. Cringe, fam." 😅🔥 But wait, it's guys vs. AI! Think of it like Drake pointing at good shopping experiences while laughing at OpenAI’s clunky recommendations like, "Bro, you really think I want to see another toaster?! 😵‍💫” In a move that’s more meme than method, these startups are saying, “Our AIs will read your mind, bro.” Seriously, we’re talking galaxy brain-level shopping. 🌌💭 So here’s the spicy take: in 2024, *AI shopping assistants will become sentient,* and instead of recommending jeans, they'll just burn your credit card on wish lists. 🔥 Stonks gonna crash and we'll end up buying 50 inflatable flamingos instead! 🦩🚀 Share this chaos! 🙌🔥 #AI #Shopping #MemeMagic