🚨🚨 Hold onto your GPUs, fam! We got a nuclear-sized power play droppin’ from OpenAI and Nvidia! 💪💥 You heard it right—these tech titans are teaming up for a $100 BILLION AI showdown that needs enough energy to power up 10 freakin’ NUCLEAR REACTORS! 🏭💰💀 In a world where AI just wants to be king 👑, our boy Sam Altman said, “Everything starts with compute.” Uhh, like, no duh, Sam! It’s like saying “everything starts with electricity” when you’re trying to charge your phone with a potato! 🥔🔋 Imagine samurai-level power struggles where Alex from Nvidia is like, "Yo, let’s drop 10 gigawatts on these machines” while everyone else in the room is just sipping tea like the 'This is Fine' dog 🐶🔥. Meanwhile, ChatGPT is in the corner whispering sweet lines about generating memes for TikTok, hoping to go viral before the reactors explode! And don’t even get me started on their “Vera Rubin platform”—sounds like a dating app for AI, not an infrastructure solution 🤖💖. 💡 Prediction time: By 2027, we’ll ALL be powered by AI-generated energy drinks—AI-kiddos sipping on “Nuke Brew” while coding our brains out! 🚀💥 #Stonks #ChaoticTech #GalacticBrainEnergy 🧠✨