🚨💥BREAKING: OpenAI to Robinhood: "We did NOT ask for your tokenized mess!"💥🚨 In a plot twist more confusing than a cat on a Roomba, OpenAI just pulled the ol’ “we never partnered” card after Robinhood dropped tokenized shares like they were hot potatoes! 🔥🤡💸 Yes, you heard it right. Robinhood has slapped some OpenAI and SpaceX shares on their site, and OpenAI is like, "Nah fam, we ain't involved!" **Developer quote leak**: "I thought tokenized meant 'cool'... turns out it just means 'not real.'" - random developer who’s probably now crying into their digital coffee ☕💀. Listen up, fam! 🤔💭 The only thing Robinhood tokens are good for is playing Monopoly with your broke college friends. 💰💔 So, what's next? I can see it now — OpenAI launches *real* equity shares but only allows you to buy them with NFTs of dog memes. **Stonks?** More like cringe! In a shocking *galaxy brain* prediction: 2024 will be the year Robinhood launches "Insta-Assets" 🚀, where users can trade *literally anything* as long as it has a meme attached! 🤯🔗 Remember, this is fine... right? 🤷‍♂️🔥 #TokenGoneWrong #RobinhoodWoes #OpenAIDistance