👀🎉 YO YO, FOLKS! Grab your corn chips and turn up the chaos dial because OpenAI just hit us with a plot twist more shocking than that time Elon tried to sell flamethrowers! 🔥💥 👉 So apparently, OpenAI’s HQ in San Francisco is NOW under lockdown because some activist decided to take “expressing your feelings” to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL 🤡💀. Their internal Slack is buzzing like a Discord server at 3AM, claiming the activist wants to cause physical harm! 🚨💣 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we thought it was just some kind of prank. But we don’t want Skynet 2.0 coming for our heads, you feel me?” - Dev #42 🤖💩 Let’s take a moment to appreciate how this announcement magically turned the vibe from “we’re creating friendly AI” to “this is fine” meme level 100 🐶🔥. Like, bro, what’s next? AI superheroes showing up to save the office? 🤷‍♂️ In the ultimate plot twist, could this be OpenAI's REAL plan to get us all hooked on the next GPT drama series? “AI Apocalypse: The Influencer Diaries” might not be far off! 🎬💰 **Prediction:** By 2025, OpenAI will be hosting weekly “pressure cooker debates” with activists on their rooftop while the robots make popcorn. 🍿🚀 No Cap.