🔊🚀 STOP THE PRESSES! We’ve got a wild tech soap opera unfolding right before our eyes! 💰💔💻 OpenAI’s legal eagles have thrown shade on Meta, claiming Zuck and Elon were plotting like a couple of Bond villains over a $97 BILLION takeover of ChatGPT 🤖🤯. Imagine Elon's face when Zuck said, "Let’s make AI really *friends*!" 😂💀. It's like if the Avengers but only the Cringe Squad — “I’ll take your memes and raise you a dystopian future!” 🔥🚀 In a leaked convo, an OpenAI lawyer allegedly said, “If Meta buys us, I expect a Roblox version of AI education by next Tuesday. No cap!” 🤡💡💀 Meanwhile, Zuck is out here trading his best dad jokes for 0s and 1s, like “What do you get when you cross AI with a social media app? Stonks, baby!” 📈🤡 This is all giving off 'this is fine' vibes while the whole internet is seething. 💀🌐 Fr fr, this saga is just the prequel to a Netflix series we didn’t ask for! Hot take: In 2025, we’ll be simping for AI-run Zuckbot—brace for a dystopian Tinder date with a robot, no cap. 💖🤖💥 #MetaElonDrama #AIorNah