🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🚨 OpenAI just became THAT friend who suddenly decides to adopt a bunch of pets 🤡✨—even though it can't keep its own life together! *Cue the CRINGE* as they just acquired Statsig, the product testing startup no one asked for! 💀💼 Word on the street is that Statsig's founder is stepping up to be the Chief Testing Officer (do they test if the toilets work though? 🤔💩) and rearranging the chess pieces of their leadership team like a toddler with a booster seat at the table, while the rest of us seethe in our couches. In a top-secret leaked convo 📞, an unnamed dev was heard saying: "Man, we were vibin’ with AI! Now we’re just vibing with TESTING?! This is fine. 🥴” 🥳🚀🔥 Can you even imagine the vibe shift? It's like Drake pushing away the normal, boring apps we use every day and hitting the dance floor with unpredictable AI whackiness instead. "Based!" he shouts, "This is NOT the kind of revolution I was ready for!" 💰💥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, OpenAI will fully transition into a reality TV show called “Keeping Up With The Coders”—guess who’s getting eliminated next? Spoiler alert: It’s you! 🤣🥴 *smashes “share” button*