🚨BREAKING: OpenAI is basically *donating* ChatGPT Enterprise to Uncle Sam for a SINGLE BUCK! 💵💥 Like, can you imagine? 😱 The US General Services Administration (GSA) is rolling out the red carpet for these AI-savvy bureaucrats, and for what? A dollar?! This isn’t a garage sale, GSA! 😂🤡 Now over TWO MILLION federal employees can unleash the power of ChatGPT to cut through red tape like it’s butter 🧈🔪. “We just wanted to help employees serve the American public, not give them tools that do their jobs for them”, said the mysterious developer guy (okay, it was an intern). 🧑‍💻 But here’s a twist: the GSA also signed off on a deal with Google and Anthropic. Welcome to the AI Hunger Games, where the last agency standing gets the last slice of data! 🍕💀 In summary, this is either going to save government time or make us all homeless when they lose their jobs to the AI overlords. 🤖🤔 Either way, I'm expecting some HIGH LOKEY cringe responses on LinkedIn like “This is fine.” 🔥🔥 So, here’s my hot take: In 2024, we’re gonna see Congress debating the merits of *firing* actual humans in favor of AI. Buckle up, buttercups! 🚀💯💀