💥🚨 BREAKING: OpenAI just pulled a *major* power move! They recruited former xAI CFO Mike Liberatore for the finance officer role, like they’re trying to assemble the Avengers of AI finance or something! 💸💼 😱 So, after abandoning ship at xAI faster than my Wi-Fi when I’m about to win a Fortnite match, Mike is lining up to throw dollar bills at OpenAI’s infrastructure spend. Because, let’s be honest, someone needs to keep an eye on the cash flow while they’re out here building Skynet! 🤖💰 OpenAI’s CFO Sarah Friar is now looking like the ultimate boss babe 🤩, managing a finance squad that could be cooking the books or just making it rain (depending on the day 😂). Just wait for their next quarterly report: “We spent $100 million on servers, but we’re pretty sure that’ll lead to sentient AIs that deliver pizza on demand.” 🍕💀 "Honestly," says an imaginary OpenAI developer, "if Mike can balance the budget while we code our way to world domination, I'm down!" 🤡🔥 💯 But hold up, I got a hot take: In 2025, OpenAI will drop an infrastructure token that will make Bitcoin look like Monopoly money. Mark my words, fam! 📈🚀💯